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F41NXS · Moto GP Champion Joined: 27 Mar 2007 Posts: 536

found this on another message board and laughed my ass off at some of the replies.

The object here is to write a wish.

The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence or twist to it... (S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:

1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.

2nd person:
Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.
I wish I had a turbo kit in my Civic.

3rd Person:
Granted, but it weighs 200 lbs.
I wish I had a Honda NSX-R.

4th Person:
Granted, but you'd have to pick it up from the salvage yard."
I wish I could speak Italian

5th Person:
Granted but its the only language you can speak and you live in China now

if everyone joins in its a good laugh, go on try it
I will start it off

I wish i didnt have to go offshore to work

Rach · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:31 pm Post subject: Re: Corrupt Wishes : try it

F41NXS wrote:

I wish i didnt have to go offshore to work

Granted but you are barred from buying a MV Laughing

I wish it was Friday

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F41NXS · Moto GP Champion Joined: 27 Mar 2007 Posts: 536

Rach wrote:

I wish it was Friday

Granted: But Gleneagles now have a 7 day week - working policy which means you have to work every day, every week

Wish I win the lottery on wednesday

Rach · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:13 pm Post subject: Re: Corrupt Wishes : try it

F41NXS wrote:

Granted: But Gleneagles now have a 7 day week - working policy which means you have to work every day, every week

I nearly do anyway Rolling Eyes

Quote:

Wish I win the lottery on wednesday

Granted: but a large meteor hits the earth and the whole planet explodes Thursday Laughing

I wish it was warmer ... brrrr

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TINBITS · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:01 pm Post subject:

Granted...... welcome to Hell!!!

I wish I didn't have this huge lump on my testicle.....

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F41NXS · Moto GP Champion Joined: 27 Mar 2007 Posts: 536

TINBITS wrote:

Granted...... welcome to Hell!!!

I wish I didn't have this huge lump on my testicle.....

Granted but as a precaution the surgeon removes both testicles

I wish I could remember what i wish for

jpaterson · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:58 pm Post subject:

Granted, you now have einstein's brian and power of memory.

I wish I was married to Beyonce, ...there that's got ya'all stumped, titter.

F41NXS · Moto GP Champion Joined: 27 Mar 2007 Posts: 536

jpaterson wrote:

Granted, you now have einstein's brian and power of memory.

I wish I was married to Beyonce, ...there that's got ya'all stumped, titter.

Granted: but she forgot to tell you she is actually a Ladyboy with male genitals!!!!!

Wish I could fly

fuzzy · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:15 pm Post subject:

Granted, But a jet's just burnt you out the sky on the way past.

Wish I had a tuned & nitrous Bandit

maddog · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:53 pm Post subject:

fuzzy wrote:

Granted, But a jet's just burnt you out the sky on the way past.

Wish I had a tuned & nitrous Bandit

granted but speed limit is 20mph wait a minit that true 20 mph just about everywere these days Pissed off

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If practise makes perfect and nobodys perfect....whats the point of practicing?

maddog · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:57 pm Post subject:

wish i was a faster typer

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If practise makes perfect and nobodys perfect....whats the point of practicing?

black trumpet · Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:08 pm Post subject:

maddog wrote:

wish i was a faster typer

granted,one charecter per houre extra for you.
wish i was better on corners on un known roads.

netwarrior · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:17 pm Post subject:

Granted but all unknown roads only bend to the right!

I wish I lived a life of leisure. Smile

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F41NXS · Moto GP Champion Joined: 27 Mar 2007 Posts: 536

netwarrior wrote:

I wish I lived a life of leisure. Smile

Granted: but your run over by a bus whilst crossing road the following day and parallised from neck down

I wish I was back in Hawaii (north shore)

Rach · Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:05 pm Post subject:

F41NXS wrote:

I wish I was back in Hawaii (north shore)

Granted: but a major hurricane is heading your way

I wish I was taller

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