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drdr · Club Racer Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 65 Location: Perth

A friday night with nothing to do.....

DOGS BOLLOCKS
My New Nokia N95 phone.
My Daytona 955i.
Licorice Allsorts
France beating New Zealand (Rugby)
Peter Kay
Amy Winehouse

PLAIN BOLLOCKS
My new insurance quote for my two 19 year olds to drive a ford fiesta sucks.
Value of car 1500 quotes up to 2250!
Scotland being knocked out of Rugby World Cup
Price of fuel
Chocolate Limes
Jim Davidson
Travis

exetayc · Club Racer Joined: 24 Sep 2007 Posts: 64

good concept.

Dogs Bollocks

My Henckels
Sega Rally
Getting my copy of Long way down
College visit to Gleneagles kitchens
Midget gems

Plain Bollocks

Being single
The cost of a night out
Not having a bike license yet
Having a washing machine but no dryer.

TINBITS · Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:27 am Post subject:

DOGS BOLLOCKS.....
The perfect ride, where every apex is nailed,and finally you are one with the machine.
18 yr old Glenlivet special reserve...
my Mille
my Wife.
my HI-FI...

PURE BOLLOCKS.....
Work......
the price of spares and fuel...
Insomnia...
the weather..
the war on terrorism
Ducati running 1200s next season in WSB.
i could go on ...and on....and ...on....and on...but i aint got all day......

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black trumpet · Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:06 pm Post subject: dogs bollocks

great idea
dogs bollocks
triumph triples
mint aeros
real ale,or ale really
mince an tattys
toast
bacon rolls

pure bollocks
mickeys hair,(advert)
tv soaps
january
sleet an snow
trick or treat,(dident it used to be guising)

F41NXS · Moto GP Champion Joined: 27 Mar 2007 Posts: 536

The Dogs Bollocks

The Milan bike show (and all its going to bring) Wink

brutale 980 & 1080
3 weeks home leave
MV's of all sorts
1098's
916
cruzincooler 500XE with optional Wagon/Trailer (the real dogs bollocks)

Pure Bollocks

2 weeks offshore
the girls in blue hiding behind hedges with their little speed cams

suzibabs · Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:22 am Post subject:

dogs bollocks

being able to care for my Mum at home with wonderful nurses

plain bollocks

she died in my arms last thurs night

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F41NXS · Moto GP Champion Joined: 27 Mar 2007 Posts: 536

suzibabs wrote:

dogs bollocks

being able to care for my Mum at home with wonderful nurses

plain bollocks

she died in my arms last thurs night

we live in a cruel world with many sad sad times
very sorry to here of your loss

hope you think off, and remember all of the good times you shared
again sorry to here of the loss of your mother

TINBITS · Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 12:14 pm Post subject:

Fkin ell suzibabs I think you missed the gist of this thread?..
although I am much distressed for your sad loss..my heartfelt condolences..
Marty....

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Rach

DOGS BOLLOCKS
England beating France at rugby
MCN Live weekend at Skegness
My bike
Whisky
Worcester Sauce French Fries
JT on becoming WSB champ (and almost accepting request for a 3 some ha ha ............long story)

PLAIN BOLLOCKS
England when they get humped this weekend
Still hungover from from last weekend
My ex
Bike has been recalled by Kawasaki
11 days to payday and I'm skint
Oh and I have aquired a stalker Shocked

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TINBITS · Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:39 pm Post subject:

A Stalker...Eh! Scary stuff. have one of your large men friends,stuff his cap and plus fours up his poachers pocket...... Shocked

seriously I hope you jest..obsessive ,unpredictable emotional cripples,will screw up your sanity...take care. Shocked

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black trumpet · Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:18 pm Post subject: stalker

never heard o that bike rach,doesnt sound jap though.
but serriously may be some drunk,suppose contact boys in blue but i guess you thought o that already,he better watch that he doesent get stalked.I never said that mind just thinking out loud.
seems you had a good time in skeggers,maybe get the low down if i get to next meet,27th,will try.cheers BT...

Rach · Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:05 am Post subject:

TINBITS wrote:

A Stalker...Eh! Scary stuff. have one of your large men friends,stuff his cap and plus fours up his poachers pocket...... Shocked

seriously I hope you jest..obsessive ,unpredictable emotional cripples,will screw up your sanity...take care. Shocked

Yes I jest, well sort of, nothing to worry about, I think Shocked

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maddog · Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:30 am Post subject:

DOGS BOLLOCKS
england getting humped
my bike
sunshine

Plain Bollocks
cost of living
speed cams
thins that dont last or work like the ad

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If practise makes perfect and nobodys perfect....whats the point of practicing?

jpaterson · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:56 pm Post subject:

Hi Peeps,
Just back from me hols. God it's freezing.
tinbits, I have still not stopped laughing over that Icon of yours, frigging brilliant, appeals to my warped sense of humour man, lol. Although it doesn't flicker up very high, suppose that means not giving a f about anything really, lol.

Dogs Bollocks:
New ZX10R (maybe gotta wait for road test reports) time that k7 was spanked throughly, lol.
Back home with broadband again and catching up with home.
Nice scottish grub, nice cup of tea, not dish water abroad.
caressing my baby again (bike or course) I missed her.
Got another diving qualification while away.

Bollocks:
Tax run out on one of the cars, tax out on bike
Insurance out of bike.
Bills starting to arrive by the bucket load
spend way to much on credit card on holiday.
Freezing cold, ok I mentioned that already.
all the kids need running around again, back to taxi duties.
missing all the action on the soaps (only kidding, thats mrs Angry's domain)

eh can't think think of anything else, it's all a load of bollocks, lol.

P.S anyone fancy a meet up or run out in next couple days, I ain't been out for months. Weather looks ok until Sunday, then rain expected.
Hope they don't put salt down just yet.
will check the bike over tomorrow morning as it's been sitting for about 4 months.

Hope Everyones doing ok.

Regards
John

fuzzy · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 7:14 pm Post subject:

Hi All !

Dogs Bollocks
My Bike FXDC, Sod it, Any Bike!
Grinding it away on bends
A good Rally
Good mates
Warm & dry weather
Warm rain!

Bollocks
Cars, Lorries, Vans, Caravans or anything else that gets in the way or tries to injure us on the road.
Ice!
Cold Rain
Petrol prices
My bikes headlight.......
Salt, when the roads are dry.

Yes they've already been salting. Got machine gunned last night!
Had the bike down Campsie fells a couple of weeks ago and the road was white then. The winter has begun. Buy shares in F365 & ACF50 now.